moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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