- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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