- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why? Why not?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

here's a joke... the american education society

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Chris Bosh's neck

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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