- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Michael Brown

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Go away still nothing to see

Gustavo Andrade

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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