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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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