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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A guy walks into a bar

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

An Asian with a big dick.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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