- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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