- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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