Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Feminism

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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