- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Anti-jokes are funny.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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