Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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