- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

a black man pays his child support

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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