- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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