a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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I'm so punny.

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Yes

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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360 NO SCOPE

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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