- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Communism hehe xd

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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