- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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