Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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