- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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