Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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