There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Justin Bieber

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Refridgerator.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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