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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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