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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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