Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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