- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Want to hear a joke? No.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock Knock.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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