roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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