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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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