Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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i saw amango it splootered

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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