- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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