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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

I have a really funny joke.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Fat? Jesse Z

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..