What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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