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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I have read the terms and conditions

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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