Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What does? 42

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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