What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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