- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

These Jokes suck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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