- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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