Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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