Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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