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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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