The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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