why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You're a big fat monkey.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

God is real.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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