Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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