What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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