- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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