There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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