What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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