- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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