Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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