Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Cancer

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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hiya

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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