- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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