- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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