- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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