What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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