Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Ben Corbishley

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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