Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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This is an anti-joke.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A man died.

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My jeans

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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