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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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