Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

the WNBA.

Obama

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

a man checks his mypsace

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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