- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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