A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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