Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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He--Hey guys

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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