You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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