- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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