- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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