Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Jesus Christ

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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