- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Fat? Jesse Z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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