- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Neither did she.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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