Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Tilt your screen back .

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A man died.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

My jeans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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