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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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