- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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