- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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