- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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