- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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