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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!