- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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