- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Ross.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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