- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

The New York Giants

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A guy at a baseball game....

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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