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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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