A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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