Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Poker face

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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