- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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