What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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