There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Chuck Norris.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

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