eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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the lemon was sweet.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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