- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

bangers and mash?

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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