Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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