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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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