- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

if you don't like this you're gay

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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