What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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