What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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