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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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