Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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