Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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