Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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