- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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