- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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