My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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