Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

YOU

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Ben Affleck

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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