- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Heskey time.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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