What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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