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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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