- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I have an idea! You leave.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

i'm hard

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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