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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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