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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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