That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Moral

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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