Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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