Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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