- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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