- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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