Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Justin Bieber

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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