- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

the WNBA.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

why does the man appear fat he is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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