"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Do the roar!

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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