- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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