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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's just not right? Left

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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