Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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