Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

I'm Coming

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

here's a joke... the american education society

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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