- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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