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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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