- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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