- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Women's Rights..

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

quantum physics?

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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