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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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