knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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