What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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someone called someone else a frog

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Kevin and Ramin

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What's 9+10? 19

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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