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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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