Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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