- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

The Labour Party.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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