Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Poop...

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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