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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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