What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Once upon a time a was born

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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