An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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