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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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