You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How come grilled cheese?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Fine, ladies first.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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