- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Christ is a conspiracy

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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