- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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