Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A sober Irish individual.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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women's rights.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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12/23/2012

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A Serbian Film

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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