How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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