Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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