a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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I am quite mature.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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