- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

I will create more jobs for americans

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

America

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Poop...

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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