What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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