- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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