- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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