What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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João Duarte reads this.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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like if your cool

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Bitch

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

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