- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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