- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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