- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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