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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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9/11 my birthday

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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