A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Denard Robinson

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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