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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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