Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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