What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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