Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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Ol-ive

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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