Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Chuck Norris.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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