- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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