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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

womans rights...

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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