A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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