- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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