A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Moral

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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