- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A chicken walks into a barn.

i like turtles

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

A man died.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*