Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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