what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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