Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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