- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why so serious ?

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Dumbledore dies.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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