- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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