23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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