A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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