Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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