what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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