- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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