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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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