Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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