- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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