why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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