- Anti Joke

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!