Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Dwarf Shortage

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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