What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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