- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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