- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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