What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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a black man pays his child support

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Anti Joke

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