- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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