- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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