- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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