Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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I'm Coming

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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