- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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