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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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