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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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