- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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